The interviewer is so brutally uncomfortable
when your favorite band starts to play on the radio:
This website has permanently skewed my perception of reality because this gif makes perfect sense.
“It’s a metaphor,” I said, dubious. Mom was just idling.
“It’s a metaphor,” he said.
“You choose your behaviors based on their metaphorical resonances…” I said.
“Oh, yes.” He smiled. The big, goofy, real smile. “I’m a big believer in metaphor, Hazel Grace.”
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF
THIS IS MORE THAN DEAN WITH GYM SHORTS! WHAT